crusherccme:


found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

feminishblog:

ccushty:

punkgender:

one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’

no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty

Always reblog this because becoming more socially aware makes you dislike a lot of people

And makes a lot of people dislike you

wakaflackalypse:

Being alive is getting really expensive

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

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Reblog if you’re online and follow back

hyperactives:

I met a lot of cool people last time I did one of these so here’s another one. 

go through the list and follow everyone and like it too because that way it makes it wayyy easier for people to follow you. Btw please don’t forget me haha.

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

lucidnee:

prettypussyprincess:

if u wit ur girl

and she put her phone down like this:

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u mostly likely a side nigga stay woke

Can y’all stop giving away secrets

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at a horror movie

  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be
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nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

asethetics:

frenchswan:

I actually kept my friends waiting for two hours so that I could finish what I was doing on this app.

Is that really something you had to tell us. Was it so important that you couldn’t put it in the tags